The Hud’s Blog Entries

Necropolis Reborn

Posted on July 6th, 2010

Necropolis Reborn is a sequel of sorts to Necropolis Awakened, which was featured in such publications as Fangoria, Rue Morgue, Film Threat and Creature Corner and gained great reviews – most commenting on the ambitious nature of the movie and the amount which was accomplished given the very limited budget.”

Long Haulin’: The Misadventures

Of Truck Driving

Posted on June 2nd, 2010

Father and canine resided in the sleeper, another amenity obtained from a late night arm wrestling match; somewhere near Alamogordo, New Mexico, I think. It had doubled the Freightliner’s living space and expanded it into the area of six by six feet. Three people living for months at a time in an area comprised of thirty six square feet; my place being sprawled out in the front cab resting atop the driver’s seat, an old ice cooler and a converted doggy lair which had at one time been the passenger’s place of residence.”

Mac and Me (Dear God, Have

Sympathy)

Posted on May 2nd, 2010

“The film is known for its numerous and blatant product placements, including Coca-Cola and McDonald’s. The main character’s name, Mac, is a reference to McDonald’s Big Mac sandwich. The only food the aliens require are Coke and Skittles. A ten-minute-long impromptu dance number, featuring Ronald McDonald, takes place in a McDonald’s franchise.

The film ends with a freeze frame and the words “We’ll be back!” superimposed, but after abysmal reviews and dismal box office returns, the planned sequel was shelved.”


The Predator Expendables

Posted on March 5th, 2010

“I’ve always wondered what the movie Predator would have been like if, alongside Arnold Schwarzenneger, it had co-starred some of the top names of the time. Guys who made their careers in action movie staples in the 1980’s with movies like Die Hard, Rambo and The Road Warrior.”


American Justice investigates ‘The

Axe Murderer’

Posted on February 7th, 2010

“Bill went about this dangerous case with a more cerebral approach, doing the one thing he knew best; handing the case off to his team of writers to investigate so he may later put his name on whatever they may come up with and claim it as his own. The subject in question? Wanderlei Silva.”

Dead Smurf’s Tell No Tales

Posted on January 30th, 2010

“Over the years it was getting harder to keep control on these hand drawn loony’s and with the advent of the 1980′s they had found a bigger anvil to drop on their animated heads. Except this time there were no stars, only a splatter stained body upon the curb like the little blue son of a bitch the paramedics were zipping up into a morgue bag now.”

Emmerich’s Secret

Posted on January 23rd, 2010

” Every page was a building blowing up, a dog falling helplessly into the chasm opened up by an earthquake or innocent children being swept away by a multitude of various biblical judgments. The littlest Emmerich had found his muse, the teachings of the Jehovah’s Witnesses. ”

Please Understand Me III

Posted on January 16th, 2010

” When Don Johnson sang of looking for a heartbeat in his hit 1986 tune, unbeknown to most it was regarding a future GNC employee trained at the university of Johnny Utah. Sadly, he hasn’t stopped singing. ”


The Predator Expendables

Posted on March 5th, 2010

“I’ve always wondered what the movie Predator would have been like if, alongside Arnold Schwarzenneger, it had co-starred some of the top names of the time. Guys who made their careers in action movie staples in the 1980’s with movies like Die Hard, Rambo and The Road Warrior.”